Everyone who really knows me, knows how inactive I am on FB. The site is no longer bookmarked on my mac and I’ve removed myself from almost everything associated with it except I keep my RSS feeds of my friend’s status updates just in case there’s something worth looking at.

In this new series “Spotted on FB”, I will periodically share some of the more interesting updates I’ve seen. Some could be thought-provoking and inspiring but most should make you go “WTF”.

(Names will not mentioned, but the actual status update is copied/pasted word for word)

“XXX suspect there’s spam on facebook.. beware…”

No shit, Sherlock.

“XXX i can’t wait until my breasts make milk. sometimes i get thirsty and the fridge is all the way over there.”

There’s no official word in the English language that could describe how I felt after reading that.

“XXX n DarLin’ LyD gg ZzzZzz aft a hard iPhone aCCeSS shoppin’ trip @ SLS …. goSSe 9 one n aLL .. sWeeTdreAMZzzzzZzzzzzz”

From your spelling and mixed caps, one might think you’re a 4 year-old who just learnt the English language. You’re in your 40s. You might need professional help.

The past seven day’s lensbaby theme was quite fun, and the best part was, I’ve actually completed this little assignment and resumed my 365 again.

From tomorrow onwards for the next seven days, the theme is food.

Finally packed all my camera stuff into one box. Now you know which box to take if you’d break into my house.